Why Women Love Men

[acalliste]

WHY WOMEN LOVE MEN...

* They've got that comfortable place on their shoulder that's perfect for snuggling into while we fall asleep.

* They're at peace with their bodies, except for maybe some minor anxiety over height, weight, and baldness.

* They fall in love so hard, once they finally fall.

* Bravery around snakes, water bugs, bats and flat tires.

* Their unapologetic lust for a nice hunk of beef or chocolate cake.

* Their ability to solve problems simply by throwing a ball around.

* The glimpse you get, when they wear their baseball cap backward of their inner Little Leaguer.

* How tender they get when they cry, and how seldom they do it.

* What they lack in talk, they tend to make up for in action.

* They make excellent companions when driving through rough neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys.

* They really love their moms. They remind us of our dads.

* They don't mind accompanying a woman to a party even though she looks like a movie star and they look like the chauffeur.

* Their near-endless appetite for discussing the ins and outs of work and money - ours as well as theirs.

* Their genuine ardor for tinkering with toilets, changing oil and assembling gas grills - jobs any intelligent woman can do but would be nuts to volunteer for.

* They never care what their horoscope, their mother-in-law, nor the neighbors say.

* They rarely lie about their age, their weight, or their clothing size.

* How awestruck they are in the face of a homemade cookie.

* How great their hands look holding ours.

* Their face is a treasure to behold when they give us a present they picked out.

* Their ignorance is usually amusing.

* They give great hugs, (and always melt our hearts when a sweet "I love you honey," is added)

* Though they often try to hide it, they're very tenderhearted and caring.

* They have an uncanny ability to look deeply into our eyes and connect with our heart, even when we don't want them to.

* They don't care whether colors match, but are willing to be concerned if we want them to be.

* They give us a peek at the little boy inside when they get sick or happy or hurt.

~~ Author Unknown ~~

[Joe]

Originally Posted by acalliste

WHY WOMEN LOVE MEN...

* They've got that comfortable place on their shoulder that's perfect for snuggling into while we fall asleep.

* They're at peace with their bodies, except for maybe some minor anxiety over height, weight, and baldness.

* They fall in love so hard, once they finally fall.

* Bravery around snakes, water bugs, bats and flat tires.

* Their unapologetic lust for a nice hunk of beef or chocolate cake.

* Their ability to solve problems simply by throwing a ball around.

* The glimpse you get, when they wear their baseball cap backward of their inner Little Leaguer.

* How tender they get when they cry, and how seldom they do it.

* What they lack in talk, they tend to make up for in action.

* They make excellent companions when driving through rough neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys.

* They really love their moms. They remind us of our dads.

* They don't mind accompanying a woman to a party even though she looks like a movie star and they look like the chauffeur.

* Their near-endless appetite for discussing the ins and outs of work and money - ours as well as theirs.

* Their genuine ardor for tinkering with toilets, changing oil and assembling gas grills - jobs any intelligent woman can do but would be nuts to volunteer for.

* They never care what their horoscope, their mother-in-law, nor the neighbors say.

* They rarely lie about their age, their weight, or their clothing size.

* How awestruck they are in the face of a homemade cookie.

* How great their hands look holding ours.

* Their face is a treasure to behold when they give us a present they picked out.

* Their ignorance is usually amusing.

* They give great hugs, (and always melt our hearts when a sweet "I love you honey," is added)

* Though they often try to hide it, they're very tenderhearted and caring.

* They have an uncanny ability to look deeply into our eyes and connect with our heart, even when we don't want them to.

* They don't care whether colors match, but are willing to be concerned if we want them to be.

* They give us a peek at the little boy inside when they get sick or happy or hurt.

~~ Author Unknown (actually a guy)~~

Fixed it for ya

[NeedinJustice]

Oh how true that is!!!! I love all of those things.

[bumblebee]

Deep down, we are all just a bunch of softies

[acalliste]

Originally Posted by Joe

Fixed it for ya

Wouldn't surprise me!

[Alawicious]

Aww you talked to my wife didn't you?

[Rhetorik]

And here I thought it was all about the Benjamins.

[Alawicious]

Thats next in line

[MEANGREENER]

Originally Posted by acalliste

WHY WOMEN LOVE MEN...

* They've got that comfortable place on their shoulder that's perfect for carry'n our purse while we drag time backwards 300 years shoppin'/browsin.

* They're at peace with their bodies, except for maybe some minor anxiety over height, weight, and baldness,strange moles,crooked toes,ear hair,and "not the size of the penus"...but just the fact its impossible to see under the belly..

* They fall in lust so hard, till they go with you to the mall.

* Bravery around snakes, bats and flat tires,but will beat you too death if a bug is on them..

* Their unapologetic lust for a nice hunk of beef or chocolate cake.

* Their ability to solve problems simply by "NOT" over analyzing things to death...

* The glimpse you get, when they wear their baseball cap backward of their inner Little Leaguer.

* How tender they get when they want "It", and how seldom they "Get It".

* What they lack in talk, they tend to make up for in anoyence!.

* They make excellent companions when driving through rough neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys.

* They really love their moms. They remind us of our dads.

* They don't mind accompanying a woman to a party even though she "THINKS SHE"looks like a movie star and they look for the nearest Kegger!.

* Their near-endless appetite for discussing the ins and outs of work and money - as well as How we spend it!.

* Their genuine ardor for tinkering with toilets, changing oil and assembling gas grills - jobs any intelligent woman can do if they could find her....but those suck in bed,so we dont look...

* They never care what their neighbors say,Now horoscope, and their mother-in-law...different story

* They rarely lie about their pets name....anything else uhh sure!

* How awestruck they are in the face of a perfect landing strip.

* How great their hands look performing the shocker or show stopper!.

* Their face is a treasure to behold when they give us a present we helped cum out!.

* Their ignorance is usually seldom...

* They give great hugs, (and always melt our hearts when a sweet "I wanna tap that!," is added)

* Though they often try to hide it,(at first) they're very gassy.

* They have an uncanny ability to look deeply down yur blouse and connect with our cleavage, even when we "SAY" we don't want them to.

* They don't care whether colors match, but are willing to be concerned if we complain loud enough...

* They give us a peek at what we would have to do if they were'nt around when they get sick or or hurt.

~~ Author AWESUM ~~

no charge!

[NeedinJustice]