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Old 06-23-2009, 03:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So watching some porn this mornin and it occured to me, just how good they have it.
One, you get to do some hot guy/gal whatgever your choice that you normally would do for free and get paid for it.
two, you get to have an orgasm at work, sure beats going home hoping to have one.
Three, to add the to above, you dont need to go home and hope your SO is interested in a little bang bang, you got it at work and may now sleep nice and soundly.
Four, did I mention the pay is great?
five, you get your daily exercise, sweating and the whole works.
six, you get to work at alternate locations.
Seven, whoever thought working on your back could be so enjoyable?
eight, you would never be late for work.
nine, no more looking for tylenol to get rid of that on the job headache
and ten, you actually get to nail that hot/guy gal at the office instead of thinking about it.
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You get to have sex in all the places you used to fantasize about.
Every porn shoot is a catered event, so there's a ton of good food.
You don't need a clothing allowance or a uniform.
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There are the downs side.

1) You still have to punch in and out

2) Its job market has its ups and downs

3) If you have a soft market you could be out of a job
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#3 in the era of viagra and cialis is no longer a worry
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Gotta rep you on that post, blurr.
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I bet it would get old. And kinda ruin your whole sex drive. Not to mention make it stupid hard to have a real relationship. But i'd still do it....
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I bet it would get old. And kinda ruin your whole sex drive. Not to mention make it stupid hard to have a real relationship. But i'd still do it....
You are young and still feel puppy love and believe in that whole falacy, give it time, grasshopper, give it time.
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Jenna Jameson is married...
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