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Old 09-07-2010, 03:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
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Old 09-07-2010, 03:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-07-2010, 06:38 PM   #4 (permalink)
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that is so not right.
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We had a Seaman Semon go AWOL one night in boot camp, and they announced it over the PA system of the entire base.
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Old 09-07-2010, 08:06 PM   #6 (permalink)
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This one was another one from the little old guy in town. I love him like he's my grampa...although my grampa wouldn't ever tell me a joke like this.
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I dont get it...but I think I get it...but I'm still not sure lol

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Old 09-08-2010, 12:37 PM   #10 (permalink)
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That's a good one!! Jokes is awesome on a dull work day.
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