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Old 06-18-2009, 02:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I tried to sneak a silent one here in my cube but I strained to hard and the rat cracked so I had to cover by shuffling my feet against the chair.

Anybody got any good Office poot stories???
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I tried to sneak a silent one here in my cube but I strained to hard and the rat cracked so I had to cover by shuffling my feet against the chair.

Anybody got any good Office poot stories???
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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You must work in a room full of women, huh? If you're keeping them silent that's the only explaination.
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Dude i just let em fly here. I'll walk into my bosses office and tie my shoe or something then shut the door on the way out.
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In my old job back at the airline I had a cube that was pretty much away from the others back by the copy machine in a pretty big office. So I could poot all I wanted without worrying about it. Some days I’d be crackin’ some great rats, and then some days they smelled so bad I’d run my own self out of my cube. Still, due to proximity I never worried about it until one day………

I’d had a long night of it and my rats were smellin’ like rotten possum guts tossed in a bucket of catfish heads. I had been letting them rip all morning long when finally Karen yells at me from the copy machine. “Jason are you sick?” You’ve been ROTTEN all week!

Just goes to show you kiddies, you may not think you’re doing any harm but the airflow in buildings is a fickle thing. Apparently I’d been stinking out the copy machine area all week.
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I’d had a long night of it and my rats were smellin’ like rotten possum guts tossed in a bucket of catfish heads. I had been letting them rip all morning long when finally Karen yells at me from the copy machine. “Jason are you sick?” You’ve been ROTTEN all week!

Just goes to show you kiddies, you may not think you’re doing any harm but the airflow in buildings is a fickle thing. Apparently I’d been stinking out the copy machine area all week.
lol roflmao that has got to be the funniest thing i have read in a while.
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In my old job back at the airline I had a cube that was pretty much away from the others back by the copy machine in a pretty big office.
This made me chuckle, it brought back that Sat. night live skit... Look at Jasonn making copies lol.
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That is hilarious!!!
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