That was a close call!

[Builtgypsy]

I had to get something signed by a couple people I worked with. We wound up shooting the shit, and it was a tiny room separated into like two or three cubicles. A let one of the silent ones go, and I caught a whiff of the most godawful sulfurous booty stank on the wrong side of swamp gas, so before it started to spread I said gotta go and hung out just outside the door. A couple seconds go by and I hear "OMMFG WHAT DIED IN HERE!?" and six people came running out like they'd just seen their grandmas naked.

It was a proud day.

[jasonn]

Originally Posted by builtgypsy

i had to get something signed by a couple people i worked with. We wound up shooting the shit, and it was a tiny room separated into like two or three cubicles. A let one of the silent ones go, and i caught a whiff of the most godawful sulfurous booty stank on the wrong side of swamp gas, so before it started to spread i said gotta go and hung out just outside the door. A couple seconds go by and i hear "ommfg what died in here!?" and six people came running out like they'd just seen their grandmas naked.

It was a proud day. :d

win!!!!!!

Lol

[R1oldguy]

I don't know if I should relate this or not............

Oh, what the Hell.

When I worked for a smaller stone and trucking broker, I had a manager (whom I was interviewed to replace) that just was really freaked about getting fired. Therefore, she would constantly two way all the people in dispatch as to their whereabouts. Even if you told her you were going to lunch, she would two way you after about 10 min and want to know where you were.
This grew very tiresome and one day I told her I had to step out. She and I smoke, so she just assumed I was out smoking.
One side joke was, that the General Manager would come in and ask where she was at ALL THE TIME.

So, anyway, I'm sitting in the stall taking care of business, when she lights up my phone with a two way. "where are you?"
"I'm in the mens room", I tell her.
Just about them I feel a huge gaseous explosion coming on. So, I keyed up my phone, placed it in a spot that would capture the sound, LET IT FLY and then just started laughing.

She was like, "WHAT WAS THAT?"
I was laughing so hard I couldn't answer her.
When I went back to my desk, I guessed she figured it out and just gave me a dirty look.

[jasonn]

Originally Posted by R1oldguy

I don't know if I should relate this or not............

Oh, what the Hell.

When I worked for a smaller stone and trucking broker, I had a manager (whom I was interviewed to replace) that just was really freaked about getting fired. Therefore, she would constantly two way all the people in dispatch as to their whereabouts. Even if you told her you were going to lunch, she would two way you after about 10 min and want to know where you were.
This grew very tiresome and one day I told her I had to step out. She and I smoke, so she just assumed I was out smoking.
One side joke was, that the General Manager would come in and ask where she was at ALL THE TIME.

So, anyway, I'm sitting in the stall taking care of business, when she lights up my phone with a two way. "where are you?"
"I'm in the mens room", I tell her.
Just about them I feel a huge gaseous explosion coming on. So, I keyed up my phone, placed it in a spot that would capture the sound, LET IT FLY and then just started laughing.

She was like, "WHAT WAS THAT?"
I was laughing so hard I couldn't answer her.
When I went back to my desk, I guessed she figured it out and just gave me a dirty look.

That was just beautiful man.... Damn I'm sitting here laughing....