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Old 05-25-2010, 02:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A funny thing happened today. Let me start by giving you some back ground.
The company I work for does some work for the Sheriffs Department. One of the girls that work with me is married to one of the deputies and we are all very good friends. I pass this deputy all the time on my bike and when I do I flip him off – I just thinks it is funny and I’m sure the people that see me do it are shocked.

So here is what happened. A couple of us from work went out to eat lunch. On the way back from lunch the deputy calls his wife who is in the truck with us.

Deputy – What are ya‘ll doing.
Co-worker – We are going down Williams Drive on our way back from lunch
Deputy – Oh, I just saw Tiff on her bike and flipped her off
Co-worker – no, Tiff is with us
Deputy – yah, I just saw her and flipped her off
Co-worker –NO she is it the truck with us
Deputy - …(long pause) oh, oops.

So I now have tears rolling down my face because some poor guy on a red sport bike is thinking what the f**k did I do that pissed off the cops. Poor guy, I bet he was watching for red and blue lights for miles.
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Not a man. But I'm sure in my gear it is hard to tell if I'm a girl or just a little guy. Out of my gear - all woman
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Not a man. But I'm sure in my gear it is hard to tell if I'm a girl or just a little guy. Out of my gear - all woman
I have the same *problem*. In my gear, I definitely look like a guy. I have gotten out of a ticket or two because once the helmet comes off, and the officer gets to see my boobs etc. etc. they are stunned and forget to give me a ticket.

At the track, when folks realize it was a 'Girl' it gets funny too.
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I have the same *problem*. In my gear, I definitely look like a guy. I have gotten out of a ticket or two because once the helmet comes off, and the officer gets to see my boobs etc. etc. they are stunned and forget to give me a ticket.

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You post pics...clothing optional...and we'll be the judge of that
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I have the same *problem*. In my gear, I definitely look like a guy. I have gotten out of a ticket or two because once the helmet comes off, and the officer gets to see my boobs etc. etc. they are stunned and forget to give me a ticket.

At the track, when folks realize it was a 'Girl' it gets funny too.
so your sayin you got bigg boobs? pics or bs
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