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Old 03-08-2010, 09:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ok so this guy is selling his 1996 ZX6 ... check out all the "mods" he has done ... like a "stage 4 jet kit" LOL (don't throw up when you see the seat).

Someone decided to call him about it and recorded the conversation:

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Old 03-08-2010, 10:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I gotta getz me one of doze man....run 160 and open the trottle and do burn outs in 5th gear.....................
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$20k invested, selling for $7500...riiiigggggghhhhhhhtttttttt.

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i lost focus and too many brain points by the 30 second mark.
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did you pee on it?

hold on hold, I just shit my pants hold on
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did you pee on it?

hold on hold, I just shit my pants hold on
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i lost focus and too many brain points by the 30 second mark.
I agree. I don't think I lasted much longer when I felt dumber. My wife doesn't think I need to get any dumber...
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This must be the same guy who has the 2009 yami 750 a buddy was telling me about, Im like "they dont make em" him " oh yea, he says it is" whatever, most people are so friggin ignorant about bikes that they believe damned near anything.
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I made it to 3:30 before I had to shut that off.
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