Today's idiot report

[acalliste]

To the driver of the gold Chevy Impala with the Florida State specialty tag WC655 on I4 (middle lane) in dowtown Orlando at about 8:30 this morning, you are a fucking idiot who should neither drive nor breed.

FYI - Motorcycles don't take up the entire lane and this fact does not entitle you to occupy the unused portion of the lane with it. Nor does it entitle you ride an inch off a motorcycle's rear tire.

Do us all a favor and turn in your license (assuming you even have one) before you hurt someone.

[Rhetorik]

They just wanted to get a better peek at yer bum, can ya blame 'em?

[acalliste]

Not a good excuse! My ass can be seen from space.

[Rhetorik]

Originally Posted by acalliste

Not a good excuse! My ass can be seen from space.

It's out of this world, in other words.

[Whymista]

Hubbles lense broke checking that ass out!

[JulesAZ]

since you got the tag number did you call the police?

Actually what can you do when a driver does something to endanger your life?

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This weekend we (10 bikes) were coming down a mountain getting ready to hit the switch backs (w/20-30mph turns) ... at this point there were two lanes getting ready to narrow to one ... so this car flies up beside me and is only a few feet away from the bike in front of us ... I pulled up next to/in front of and motioned for her to back off... she backed off a little and I got in front of her and motioned for her to back off so we all could all get in front of her and not be split up ... she then proceeded to ride my tire and I kept motioning for her to back off ... at this point the road is down to one lane and we are now all split up. I am still motioning for her to back off of me and pay attention to what I am doing at the same time. The lead bike saw what was happening and pulled off into the first look out point and we regrouped

WTF was wrong with this woman! F&#king people. I just don't get it

A couple of weeks ago I was pulling out on the road from a stop light making a right turn and my f%#king bike stalls ... it takes a a few seconds to get the bike back into neutral and start it and the guy behind me decided I was taking too long and bumped me! WTF! He would not get out of the truck when I got off my bike. I was partway out in the road and I was afraid he was going to panic and run over my bike and me (he was mexican and a high probability illegal since he would not get out and looked freaked) so I got on the bike and moved on. Only my license plate was bent a little.

I have since put a jet kit on the bike ... which made a HUGE difference. So no more stalling because the bike is too lean.

[Whymista]

That sucks J its probably because you support obama

[acalliste]

I didn't call the police because she didn't hit me and I didn't really think they would do anything about what did happen, my word against hers & all. If I had my gopro on the bike facing backwards I might show them the video.

In your case Jules, you should call the police. That was assault, for him to bump you on purpose.

[Rhetorik]

Originally Posted by JulesAZ

the guy behind me decided I was taking too long and bumped me! WTF!

At this point, I would have lost my shit.

[Whymista]

Originally Posted by Rhetorik

At this point, I would have lost my shit.

Because Canadians are scurry