Mudder fookin Rain!!

[MEANGREENER]

Had my bike pimped out and looking shweet.....and was on my way back from a great ride .....Ipod jammin' some cooking Angus solo's
then.....

"BAMMMMM"

A mudder fookin down pour waited for me 5 miles from the house.......its was bad my fwiends....the kind that appears to rain upward
from the ass-fault.....

well first to die was my Ipod that I had clipped on the outside of my jacket
for adjustin' reasons....next my glasses fogged badly for some reason this time...I think do to humidity...

the HJC I chose has a perfect rain gutter effect down my neck which soaked me inner tee...

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh then came pea size hail that pecked me worse the a gay duck on viagra...

when I did arrive home I removed my wet garmets and found my tee had vapor locked to my man sized breast and 6 pack...


it was a great day.....so I felt I needed to share......plus the post here are getting lame and I was worried...

[Kneedragging650s]

Look at the bright side greenie......You didn't melt!

[MEANGREENER]

Originally Posted by Kneedragging650s

Look at the bright side greenie......You didn't melt!

......you cops are so smart assed!!

[Kneedragging650s]

Some part of us has to be smart!!

[Alawicious]

But the only saving grace was Angus' solo. . . well at least till the ipod crashed. You know when you listen to Thunderstruck it causes storms like that. Glad you made it home safe

How do you know about gay ducks on viagra?

[kman458]

I like riding in the summer rain for the most part except for that one time we were headed home and were running 70 on a back road out in the middle of no where in a real turd floater when lightning stuck so close that I saw the flames on the ground as well as felt the static in the air and smelled the lightning. So here we wre running 70 down a back road in the middle of no where in the middle of a down poor and I am now blinded from the lightning so could not see to pull over or stop so justy had to keep going and hope for the best. That was about the only time I did not have fun riding in the rain

[MEANGREENER]

Scooby and Kneeboy get no points added to their tally.....


I like where this thread has headed.......tell us peeps....tell us a nasty storm ride you had ???

[MEANGREENER]

yesterday was gorgeous......me and little green hit the Minors game between Johnson City Cards and our local Devil Rays...

it was X-mas theme nite and we got a orniment for our tree....his cast signed and a ball that we chased down behind the bleachers....

[Alawicious]

This may not count since this is a bike forum, but here it is anyway

Worst storm I've ever been in was when I lived in SE Texas. Luckily is was in the car. It was raining so hard you couldnt even see the hood. The lightning was flashing so much, you would only see "flashes" of darkness (it was a night storm). I found out the next day that a tornado was tearing up the trees about a mile or two behind me.

[kman458]

Originally Posted by MEANGREENER

Had my bike pimped out and looking shweet.....and was on my way back from a great ride .....Ipod jammin' some cooking Angus solo's
then.....

"BAMMMMM"

A mudder fookin down pour waited for me 5 miles from the house.......its was bad my fwiends....the kind that appears to rain upward
from the ass-fault.....

well first to die was my Ipod that I had clipped on the outside of my jacket
for adjustin' reasons....next my glasses fogged badly for some reason this time...I think do to humidity...

the HJC I chose has a perfect rain gutter effect down my neck which soaked me inner tee...

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh then came pea size hail that pecked me worse the a gay duck on viagra...

when I did arrive home I removed my wet garmets and found my tee had vapor locked to my man sized breast and 6 pack...


it was a great day.....so I felt I needed to share......plus the post here are getting lame and I was worried...

I had a 2 piece rain suit once that the jacket would blow up and all the rain would run down my back and into the pants which is no biggie except the elastic at the bottom would not let any of it run out. So they would fill up almost to the waist and I would have to stop every so often and drain the water out of the inside of the pants. I used to get the funniest looks when I would stop, get off the bike, and slosh over to the sidewalk where I would drain the pants.