Totally insensitive...

[GreyWolf]

The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did .... she's 21 and her name's Lucy.

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Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

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My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."

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The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries!

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A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" He says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"

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My girlfriend says she thinks that I might be a stalker. Well ... she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

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I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening."

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My husband has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of his clothes back.

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I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented iPod after realizing that "iTouch Kids" is not a good product name.

[tcormier]

i lawled in the cafeteria!

[Builtgypsy]

[binx_19]

lol

[Alawicious]

[Electrical_Tech]

That's some funny chit right there GW thanks

[Whymista]

Giggle

[tcormier]

I giggled months before you did!

[Electrical_Tech]

I'm still giggling

[Whymista]

Whitey always gotta be first. We I chortled!