Things You Will Never Hear a Southern Boy Say

[bumblebee]

31. When I retire, I'm movin' north.

30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.

29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

28. Duct tape won't fix that.

27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken

26. We don't keep firearms in this house.

25. You can't feed that to the dog.

24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.

23. Wrestling is fake.

22. We're vegetarians.

21. Do you think my gut is too big?

20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.

19. Honey, we don't need another dog.

18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?

17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.

16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

14. Trim the fat off that steak.

13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

12. The tires on that truck are too big.

11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.

10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.

9. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.

7. Checkmate

6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.

5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.

4. I don't have a favorite college team.

3. You Guys.

2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.

1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving!

[Electrical_Tech]

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Truff

[Electrical_Tech]

I like #30 and #6

[tcormier]

Let us see, I've lived in Texas the past 10 years (crazy thought), so how many of these have I said? Oh and my family is from the south so I was raised southern.

31. When I retire, I'm movin' north. Yep Maine

30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. Yep, but she was 17

29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. Yep, but I'm a nerd

28. Duct tape won't fix that.

27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken Prefer Dos Equis Kool-Aid (since I can't drink beer and we know I would never drink any of that at my age!)

26. We don't keep firearms in this house.

25. You can't feed that to the dog. Yep, Chocolate

24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. Said it

23. Wrestling is fake.

22. We're vegetarians. Was a vegetarian

21. Do you think my gut is too big?

20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. Love me some fruit over biscuits and gravy any day

19. Honey, we don't need another dog.

18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?

17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. Usually don't like the big bags

16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

14. Trim the fat off that steak. Hate fat on my steak

13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. But, but it does

12. The tires on that truck are too big. Have said that

11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE. Reread: Nerd

10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.

9. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's. My crazy psycho ex registered at Tiffany's for what she thought was an engagment (when I very clearly have only proposed once, and that was in a play, now you see why she is psycho).

8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.

7. Checkmate Was in Chess Club

6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini. Don't care to see 6 year olds in Bikinis

5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.

4. I don't have a favorite college team.

3. You Guys.

2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.

1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving! More like, none for me, I'm driving

So, I've said 17 out of 31

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And on your take on #6

[bumblebee]

Originally Posted by tcormier

Let us see, I've lived in Texas the past 10 years (crazy thought), so how many of these have I said? Oh and my family is from the south so I was raised southern.

31. When I retire, I'm movin' north. Yep Maine

30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. Yep, but she was 17

29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. Yep, but I'm a nerd

28. Duct tape won't fix that.

27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken Prefer Dos Equis Kool-Aid (since I can't drink beer and we know I would never drink any of that at my age!)

26. We don't keep firearms in this house.

25. You can't feed that to the dog. Yep, Chocolate

24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. Said it

23. Wrestling is fake.

22. We're vegetarians. Was a vegetarian

21. Do you think my gut is too big?

20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. Love me some fruit over biscuits and gravy any day

19. Honey, we don't need another dog.

18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?

17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. Usually don't like the big bags

16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

14. Trim the fat off that steak. Hate fat on my steak

13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. But, but it does

12. The tires on that truck are too big. Have said that

11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE. Reread: Nerd

10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.

9. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's. My crazy psycho ex registered at Tiffany's for what she thought was an engagment (when I very clearly have only proposed once, and that was in a play, now you see why she is psycho).

8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.

7. Checkmate Was in Chess Club

6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini. Don't care to see 6 year olds in Bikinis

5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.

4. I don't have a favorite college team.

3. You Guys.

2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.

1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving! More like, none for me, I'm driving

So, I've said 17 out of 31

That shows that you ain't a southern boy, you a carpet bagger

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He was born in Iowa!!!!!!!!

[bumblebee]

So was my wife, and we still hold that against her