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Old 08-25-2011, 04:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking 10 reasons gangsta's don't race in Nascar

10. Pistol won't stay under the seat during a race

9. Engine noise drowns out the rap music

8. Have to sit upright while driving

7. Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time

6. They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr

5. Police cars on the track make them want to flee and elude

4. No passenger seats for their ho's

3. No Cadillac's approved for competition

2. When they get in a crash, they jump out and run away

1. Can't wear their helmet backwards
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Old 08-25-2011, 07:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hey most of those apply to me.....oh wait
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Old 08-26-2011, 02:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
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