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08-20-2011, 10:13 AM
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Pro Racer
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Big Bend of Florida
Motorcycles': F4i CB 750A assorted dirt bikes
Posts: 1,430
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How Dry Is It In Texas?
A buddy out of Longview, Texas, said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Dime Box, Texas, said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs. In Lake Palestine Texas, they caught a 20 lb. catfish that had ticks on it! It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water. Now THAT's Dry!
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08-20-2011, 06:39 PM
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Economically Challenged
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: NW Georgia
Motorcycles': GSXR 1000
Posts: 10,381
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Yup that's dry
  
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