Adventure riding priorities

[kman458]

You have to have them right you know.

Riding Priorities

[Justin726]

That's a very good read.

[kman458]

Yes I got a good laugh from some of them.

[The Brain Police]

Originally Posted by kman458

Yes I got a good laugh from some of them.

9. Calls to nature--------I prefer packing my own TeePee so I can poopey on the fly----but if caught off guard riding thru a town that is big enough to support a McDonalds----luck is with you---these are great aren't they ?-----you are guaranteed a nice cozy clean place to get rid of that monster turd, then move on down the road unnoticed.

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8. Where to eat????? Café's are a sure thing. When you see an eating establishment----note carefully the name of it-----have you seen that name before???? -think hard-----you have!!!! Move on down the road quickly before anybody sees you. After finding a good "Mom and Pop" eatery-----wobbly tables, chalk board menus (or none at all), uneven wooden floors, a bathroom door barely wide enough to squeeze thru, a waitress that hollers across the room and has a pencil in her ear are all dead giveaways of you guessed it---------------good food and a fun time!!!!
25. Poker Run-----the most boring thing you could possibly do on a motorcycle.
troof!!