Help Bike smells!

[Th12t33n]

Gave this rather large girl in spandex a ride home the other night to my brand newly remodeled trailer, and parked my bike out back in my Poleshed. and now my seat smells like oysters... Hybrid didnt you have this problem once or twice? Kerosene isnt workin, and is just makeing the material in my pillion start to dissolve.? I tried carb cleaner, startin fluid, brake cleaner, and even blinker fluid nothing will work? what the fuck am i ever to do, the smell is nauseating at low speeds. i have to flog the bitch all over town just to stop from losein me toasties!

[Hybrid]

Simple. Just get yourself some concentrated scent "oils" (waterbased really if ya can) and some water crystals. then remove the seat cover and where you had hollowed out that area for the vibrator, just put your water crystals in there.

As they dry, you will be filled with the pleasant aroma of fish and lavender.


When they are dried out.........just park the bike in the rain and they will swell back up.

Simple answer is, if you dont want a snail trail start picking up dudes instead. I hear you like them better anyways

[kman458]

The problem is you had spandex, trailer, poleshed, and Honda all taking place in 1 event. Throw in the newly remodeling at you have all the ingredients needed for this to happen. If you had used the Harley you might have been able to get away with it as Harley can negate the effects of spandex as shown in tests conducted by drunk Harley riders at various rallies across the country. Next time be more mindful that some things will have an adverse effect if used in conjunction with others. You need to spend more time reading the MSDS next time to make sure this never happens again.

[Th12t33n]

Originally Posted by Hybrid

Simple. Just get yourself some concentrated scent "oils" (waterbased really if ya can) and some water crystals. then remove the seat cover and where you had hollowed out that area for the vibrator, just put your water crystals in there.

As they dry, you will be filled with the pleasant aroma of fish and lavender.


When they are dried out.........just park the bike in the rain and they will swell back up.

Simple answer is, if you dont want a snail trail start picking up dudes instead. I hear you like them better anyways

lol just what i expected i lost some snot on the monitor... hha

[Th12t33n]

Originally Posted by kman458

The problem is you had spandex, trailer, poleshed, and Honda all taking place in 1 event. Throw in the newly remodeling at you have all the ingredients needed for this to happen. If you had used the Harley you might have been able to get away with it as Harley can negate the effects of spandex as shown in tests conducted by drunk Harley riders at various rallies across the country. Next time be more mindful that some things will have an adverse effect if used in conjunction with others. You need to spend more time reading the MSDS next time to make sure this never happens again.

haha yes i need tospend more time on the harley less on the honda.. except everytime i ride the hog it breaks and costs me lots of monies

[Hybrid]

I notice you didnt deny your man loving

[Gaolee]

Try dime store perfume and a 40 of Old English 800. It might work. Or it might attract some more spandex.

[Th12t33n]

Originally Posted by Hybrid

I notice you didnt deny your man loving

Well if i did that would be lying and i wouldn't ever do that.

[not2slow]

Snail trail. lol

[Travisj]

Boones Farm and a tooth brush. Thats for you, not the bike. Only thing that might help cut the taste ya have. If not, go hard core and get the mad dog 20/20 grape and go to town with it, don't stop till the sun comes up. No hope for the bike, RIP.....