Wow. I thought VW were pretty decent cars. Oops.
Kenny, I might need you to check out my Tahoe

I actually have to warm it up in the mornings before driving it... it's like it's a 70's Silverado instead of a 2000's Tahoe.
Makes a ticking noise when it's cold started. If I drive it right away, it ticks louder with the RPMs. After about 4-5 minutes of idling, it roars like normal.